The shortlisted ones:
"Now use your teeth to remove the bulb."
- Sazali B Husin
"I want a divorce! There's nothing else you can do
that will TURN ME ON anymore."
- Yeo Lye Huat
And the winning entry:
"Hurry up with that! We've got a call
from the Singapore Flyer. It's stuck again."
- Prithviraj Gogna
