Store decor

It was reported on Dec 20 (2012) that a shopping centre is infested with rodents...

A madcap video

Here are two clips (shown back to back) which I've made with my niece and my nephew.

I'd strongly suggest that you use IDM to download the 720p version over here.
The quality will be much better than viewing it on YouTube.

Royal joy


When I heard the news that Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge,
is pregnant with her first child, this popped into my mind:

Of course I didn't offer it to the papers: it's just a silly gag.
(But, for most men, the fear of losing their crown of glory is very real!)

This is so wrong

[Published on 27 Aug, 2012]

Does it bug you when you are on a pedestrian walkway and, all of a sudden,
an irate cyclist repeatedly rings the bell behind you, forcing you to give way?
I suspect many of them are not aware that it is an offence to cycle on the pavement...

Credit card write-offs hit 12-year high

[Published on 01 August, 2003]

Bad debt written off by banks on credit and charge cards hit a
12-year high in June, as prolonged unemployment and dwindling
savings caused more Singaporeans to go into default.
According to the Monetary Authority of Singapore, banks here
wrote off $17.5 million in June, up from $14 million in May.
That was the highest monthly write-off since 1991.
With many white-collar workers, particularly those in their
40s and 50s, having lost their jobs, many are now unable to
pay their bills, say bankers.
During the three months ending June, banks wrote off $8 for
every $100 rolled over by cardholders at the end of each month.
A consumer is said to have 'rolled over' his card balances
if he does not settle in full the amount owed to the bank.
Banks typically write off debt as uncollectable when they have
not received any payment for six months.
As such, some card-issuers have become more stringent in
issuing new cards. Their debt-collection departments are also
more proactive in contacting card-holders who show even the
slightest hint of financial difficulty.
These measures, coupled with the high 24 per cent interest banks
charge on rollover credit, mean that credit-card portfolios
remain profitable despite the huge write-offs, say industry watchers.

Some green tips

[Published on 10 November, 2007]

» Switch it off. When leaving the room, switch off lights,
fans, air-conditioners, televisions, computers and other
appliances. Pull out the plug as well.

» Switch to compact fluorescent light bulbs (CFLs)
instead of incandescent bulbs. Install dimmers, timers
and sensors. They save energy too.

» Do not place lamps, television sets or other heat-emitting
appliances near the aircon thermostat. The latter senses
room temperature to regulate the unit’s operations,
making it work harder than it needs to.

» Don’t overcool air-conditioned rooms. Set the temperature
at between 24 and 25 deg C, and shut doors and windows.

» Cool hot food before putting it in the fridge so it does
not have to work harder to maintain the temperature.
Avoid overcrowding -- too many items obstruct air circulation
and reduce cooling capabilities. And don’t place the fridge
near the oven.

» Decide what you want. Then open the refrigerator.
That way, it doesn’t stay open for too long and waste energy.

» Learn to compost. Even if you live in an apartment,
food waste can be used as compost in a personal or
community garden.

Offset carbon emission. Sign a Friends of World Heritage
"I am a responsible traveller" pledge or apply to buy
carbon emission offset credits.

» Don’t change your sheets everyday. If a hotel offers it,
take up the option of not having towels and sheets changed
every day. If not, let housekeeping know that it is your
preference. It saves on energy, water, soap and other resources.

» Take your own soap and shampoo on vacation. Those little
bottles of shampoo and soap in hotels create unnecessary waste,
since the open -- and often unfinished ones -- end up in the bin.
If you use them, finish them.

» Switch appliances off. If your hotel does not have a system
where electricity is cut off when you remove your key card,
manually turn off things like the air-conditioner, TV and lights.

» Bring your own bag. When shopping during your vacation,
take a tote or backpack. Do this at home too. Avoid plastic bags.

» Don’t buy endangered species products. Boycott tortoise shell,
ivory, animal skins or feathers. Don’t buy star fish or
turtle-shell related souvenirs or any creature that may have
been put to death for the sake of a gift shop sale.
More often than not, these animals may have been killed
specifically for tourist trade.


The Lemon Law is here!

[Published on 04 Sept, 2012]

The pandas are here!

[Published on 08 Sept, 2012]

Early travel perks

[Published on 04 July, 2012]

To make trains less crowded, one solution is to offer incentives to encourage
commuters to begin their morning journey earlier...

Zoo's big splash on a new name

[Published on 03 March, 2003]

For 30 years it has been the Singapore Zoological Gardens and
a top attraction.

But the people running the place aren't too happy with the name.
They want something to distinguish it from run-of-the-mill zoos

So they are spending $500,000 on a massive branding exercise to
acquire a new name, logo, signs and staff uniforms.

The new name is a closely-guarded secret known only to top management.

The management first decided on a name change in 1995, when the zoo
began implementing a master plan based on the guiding principle of
'Journeys to Wild Places'.

A name-creation workshop was held recently for managers, who were
told to think of a new name in keeping with the zoo as a natural
and wild place, where visitors can have an adventure and interact
with the staff.

They came up with a list of 1,000 names, which were narrowed down
to three options by interviewing almost everyone at the zoo.

They then asked visitors and former zoo employees to rank the
three options.

But a regular visitor said: 'They can call it what they want.
Singaporeans will still call it the zoo.'

Weak connection


Visitors to Gardens by the Bay have complained about the spotty 3G coverage
in the outdoor areas.

The putting up of more base stations (which are boxy) and antennas (which must
be mounted atop a building) can solve the problem, but it is not done due to
aesthetic concerns.

However, telcos are working with the park’s management to resolve the issue.

Not in my backyard!

[Published on 04 June, 2012]

The Government plans to build nursing homes in selected estates...
but some residents petitioned against having such a facility
in their neighbourhood.

One of the reasons: "The old folk will be groaning right into my home."

Researchers hit on raw fish way to serve vaccines

[Published on 12 September, 2003]

A vaccination could one day come in the form of a tasty slice of sashimi.

Researchers in Singapore have created zebrafish that produce vaccines
in their muscles, and they say the technology could be extended to popular
food fish, such as salmon, to do away with the pain of injections.

The only catch is that the fish must be eaten raw, as cooking would
destroy the vaccine, which is a protein.

A professor has successfully transferred non-zebrafish genes into the fish,
so they produce hepatitis B vaccines.

However, the edible vaccines are still in the early stage of development
and will require years of clinical trials before they can make their way
to the dinner plate.

Ringgit down...

[Published on 16 July, 2012]

Three professors excited by one hot babe

[Published on 24 November, 2003]

Three men are paying $300,000 to get their hands on a hot Danish babe
in order to take her temperature.

That is because the blonde bombshell is a mannequin, wired up to breathe
like a human and be as sensitive to heat as a person.

Her sensitivity has provoked tremendous excitement in three men
at the National University of Singapore. The associate professors,
who specialise in indoor air quality, see in her a way to discover
the best methods for cooling a room while saving energy.

She will be used in experiments as if she were a human, putting her
through various temperature changes and monitoring the amount
of carbon dioxide she generates. She is so sensitive that if a fan
is suddenly turned on in front of her face, her face will feel cold.

The blonde is divided into 26 parts, with four parts in her face alone.
This is to help the researchers pinpoint the different temperatures
in neighbouring areas. By doing so, they can determine the optimum
temperature at which an air-conditioner should be set, and even
where it should be placed.

Sing, Singapore!

August 9 is Singapore's National Day.

This cartoon was scheduled to appear on August 10...
but the Editor rejected it because it is "too negative".

Negative, but true!

The Straits Times carnival

The event took place at Gardens by the Bay.

Activities include Cover Photos, Meet ST Journalists, Headline Contest,
Caricatures and Photo-illustrations.

The idea of a Photo-illustration is that the person in the picture strikes a pose
and an artist fills the rest of the space with a doodle.

Here are some which I did for my 'customers':







There was also a Cosplay Contest.


Thank goodness no wild dogs actually showed up!
Here are some of the actual contestants:
[Photos courtesy of The Straits Times]



Speaking of Cosplay, one of my favourite characters is Spiderman.

In my opinion, the classic costume -- the comic-book version -- is still the best.
Here are a couple of pictures of a friend posing as one:



If you have the height (at least 170cm) and build
and would like to have a photo taken of you as Spidey,
drop me an email.

Do you like to fly model aircrafts?

Here's some good news for you, then:

That "Sticker Lady" debate

[Photos courtesy of The Straits Times]

Art or Vandalism?

Lot 26

On 22 April 2012, S$12,855.58 (excluding my donation) was transferred to
Thien Nhan. To the following contributors: Thank You...

Jessie Oh (S$50)
Leona Ang (S$400, extra donation)
Alyssa Chen (S$80)
Ariel Loh (S$50, repeat donor)
Sally Lam (S$125, for Nov 2011 to March 2012)
Irene Lee (S$45)
Jenkins Chng Sun Ping (S$100)
Leona Ang (S$50, for March 2012)
Tay Chern Hui (S$25, for March 2012)
Lam Chooi Wun, Wong Zhi Ying & Wong Zhi Jing (S$200)
Leona Ang (S$50, for Feb 2012)
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Ariel Loh (S$50, repeat donor)
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Ariel Loh (S$50, repeat donor) 
Ariel Loh (S$50, repeat donor)
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Nasal assault

This strip was inspired by a real-life situation:


There's this girl who sits three desks away from me.
Whenever she walks past, I have to hold my breath for about 20 seconds
because her perfume would linger like a deadly mushroom cloud.

The scent is so potent that it even clings itself onto those sitting next to her.

And the issue is made worse by the fact that my desk is in her path to the loo...
so you can imagine how many times I have had to stop my oxygen-intake in a day!

Do you also have a colleague who uses perfume in wild abundance?

Banned! (Part 3)

Another of my Sunday strips was deemed,
ahem, not suitable for print in a national newspaper.
So I had to tweak it

This is what was published:

This is the original version (which I prefer):

Good stuff

This is not an advertorial.
(Though I wouldn't mind if it is. Who doesn't like getting paid?)

You may or may not know about this 'product' I'm about to hawk,
but here goes:

I must listen to music when I work.
I have an audio library of chillout tunes by the likes of
The Sura Quintet, Don Gorda Project, Enrico Donner, Rey Salinero,
Cane Garden Quartet, etc.

But when I'm in the mood for radio,
there is only one station I cannot live without
and that is Live365, an internet radio network.


Here are three reasons why:

  • No inane chatter
  • No puke-inducing love messages/dedications
  • No commercials/trailers that run back-to-back for eons

And one of the stations in my presets that I listen to the most is
Legendary 80s! (Yes, yes, I'm a fossil.)

There are many genres to choose from.
You can even opt for one that plays Christmas songs... every day!

Go on, give it a try:
access Live365 via your computer or smartphone.
Maybe you'll like it too.

Homing birds are just streetwise

[Published on 06 February, 2004]

The secret of carrier pigeons' uncanny ability to find their way home
has been discovered by British scientists: They follow the roads
just as people do.

Oxford University researchers spent 10 years studying homing pigeons
using global positioning satellite and were stunned to find the birds
do not often navigate using the sun.

Instead, they fly along motorways, turn at junctions and even go
around roundabouts, adding kilometres to their journeys.

One professor said pigeons use their own navigational system when
doing long-distance trips or when doing a journey for the first time.

But when they have flown a journey more than once, they home in on
a habitual route home. "It looks like it is mentally easier for
a bird to fly down a road... they are just making their journey
as simple as possible."