The shortlisted ones:
"Die, we've been spotted!"
- Xu Junling
"Oh those scientists! First it was the watermelon.
Now, insects!"
- Chee Foong Mun
"This is utter plagiarism!
There is no acknowledgement to me!"
- Goh Chern Ping
"Argh! That's how I'll be recycled when I die!!"
- David Fong
And the winning entry:
"Omigawd! You fell into a trash compacter, didn’t you?!"
- Hoon Tian Swang