The winning entry:
"Hi, beautiful! Do you want to engage in some small talk?"
- Bernard Lau
The shortlisted ones:
"Can I say what is on my mind now?
He is such a Control Freak!"
- Stanley Lui Wing Chiang
"You are right, it is impossible to have a proper
conversation with your husband these days!"
- Chong Fei Fang
"Yes, I'm your date from the Friendship Centre
For The Unusually Shy."
- Yap Lian Whatt