Do you want to know more about my country?
Here's a crash course:
Singapore is a place where...
...research has shown that its people
have the worst eyesight in the world
(myopic symptoms evident at MRT waiting lines).
...schooling is a harrowing experience
(for the parents).
...93% of the population are literate
(the remaining 7% can be found in cinemas...)
(...and on public transport).
...social unrest is unheard of
(except where Hello Kitty toys, $1 BreadTalk breads
and free M1 GSM handphones are involved).
