You a foreigner?

Are you new to Singapore?
Do you want to know more about my country?
Here's a crash course:

Singapore is a place where...

...research has shown that its people
have the worst eyesight in the world
(myopic symptoms evident at MRT waiting lines).

...schooling is a harrowing experience
(for the parents).

...93% of the population are literate
(the remaining 7% can be found in cinemas...)

(...and on public transport).

 unrest is unheard of
(except where Hello Kitty toys, $1 BreadTalk breads
and free M1 GSM handphones are involved).