The one which won:
"Not tonight. So stop popping your sex pill."
- Chan Mun Chee
The one which was shortlisted:
"Make sure this is the last time you wet yourself!"
- M. Mahindran
The one which many, many people sent in
(about 99.5% of all the participants!):
"Did you see my denture which I put in that glass?"
Do try and think differently...
the next winner could be you.