The winning entry:
"Maybe you should have swallowed your Ribena before sneezing..."
- Janice Tay
The shortlisted ones:
"I think someone vomitted blood when he heard that
the ERP rates are going up."
-Joyce Son Siew Peng
"Existential symbolism of pain?
More like accidental spillage of paint!"
- Aida Mekonnen
Could have won...
"Dear, didn't I sell this to the Karung Guni man last week?"
-Kimberly Ng
"How did our old place mat get up there?"
- Tiffany Leong
" Doesn't that resemble what our 2-year-old Johnnie did last week?"
- Chai Yok Mee
...unfortunately, many readers wrote the same
thing too.
