The one which won:
"Not tonight. So stop popping your sex pill."
- Chan Mun Chee
The one which was shortlisted:
"Make sure this is the last time you wet yourself!"
- M. Mahindran The one which many, many people sent in (about 99.5% of all the participants!):
"Did you see my denture which I put in that glass?" Do try and think differently... the next winner could be you.